I’m so glad I’m an adult
Tonight I was sitting on the couch with my mother and one of my younger siblings yelled out something. So she turned to me and whispered in my ear. “They are driving me crazy. I’m going to suffocate them in their sleep. I’ve decided to put a pillow over their heads. But don’t tell anyone. Take that to the grave.”
Uhhhh…
I’m so glad that I’m old enough now for her to confide in me this way. I’m also really glad that I’m old enough to where I’m not on her hit list anymore either.
Well later on I went to hug her goodnight and she whispered in my ear “I’m going to get the pillows now.”
Then later on I hear that she has been telling people that I’m moving back to Mexico.
So, my mother obviously took something tonight. No b d.
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