Okay, Horror is not my forte. In fact, I think I have been pretty clear on here that I have a distaste for the horror industry.
Well, my older brother is just the opposite. He is quite the horror aficionado. His house is filled with life-size replicas of monsters, posters are gory scenes and over 1000 different horror films which he proudly shows me every time I come over. His passion for the horror industry is so apparent just by looking around his house, that I get nightmares just from being inside his house. True Story.
So, I’ve been trying my hardest to write about Halloween. Most of the non-Halloween related posts I’ve been writing lately have been scheduled for after Halloween because I wanted to write about Halloween. Which probably is a bad idea, because my blog now goes days without being updated.
Well, the other day I was talking to my brother about the Halloween related posts I had been writing. I get excited about some of the things I say on my blog and I want to talk about them.
Here is the thing, I will never impress any of my siblings. Not even the younger ones. I will forever be that member of my family who is lame and a bit of a buzz kill. Am I really those things? I sure as hell hope not. But to my family I am.
So, half way through the conversation of me trying my best to discuss Halloween with my older brother he turns to me and says:
You know, you aren’t really qualified to be writing about Halloween.
Hm, Ow. I didn’t know that I needed a PhD in Halloween to write about it on my blog.
The thing is, there are times when you know that you are failing at something, but even though you have this knowledge already when someone points it out, you can’t help but lash out at them. What a douche bag.
I have to say that I am a little bit bummed about my Halloween writing skills though. I read other people’s blogs who are posting about amazing horror films or the weird candy/decorations that are able to find during Halloween. Or how to make the perfect costume.
I am just not able to quest after those things. I don’t go to enough stores to be able to find Halloween related jewels that I can post about.
I could post about how to make a costume with the clothes you currently have, but that probably takes some sort of skill, which I do not have. Also, that would take a lot of picture posting, which is a lot of effort that I am not up for.
Anyways, I’m probably still going to keep posting about Halloween related topics. This was mostly just me whining and stealing about 2 minutes of your life away.
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